Some Thanksgiving Humor

A friend sent this to me yesterday…..

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad  attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was  rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird’s  attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and  anything else I could think of to “clean up” the bird’s  vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot  yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So,  in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the  freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and  screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over  a minute. Fearing that I’d hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the  freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said,  “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m  sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to  do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable  behavior.”

I was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his  behavior, the bird continued,

“May I ask what the turkey  did?”

I hope you have a blessed Thanksgiving and that you have so much to be thankful for.  You know, you really do!!


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